A large explosion of light and sound - you are blinded and deafened, vision flooded with white. You are stuck floating in space as reality itself warps around you...
You shouldn't have tried to chat up that witch at the bar. You definitely shouldn't have implied every woman needs a man to depend on. You absolutely should not have lashed out and insulted the woman for looking old. She chanted in a cryptic language before blasting you with magic. Wait - it seems like your senses are returning! You wonder what horror awaits you, as you dont feel quite as manly as before...

You are leaning your lower back against a stone counter of some kind, standing, else you would have fallen. As you clutch it for balance, your hands feel smaller. Your feet feel smaller too, and arched with the low heel of a woman's shoe. A glance down, you see a generous bosom nicely filling out a red casual housewife dress.
In fact, your whole body feels so strange. So wrong.
What do you do next?
Type your answer as a statement; I would suggest starting with, 'I desperately look for a mirror.'